Rain Delay, Pickleball Anyway

The pickleball poetry gift book for players who are very, very polite about how badly they want to win.

Every pickleball morning has its own quiet drama. Someone says "no worries" after a miss. Someone offers to sit out. Four people say "good game" at the net, then spend the walk back to the bench deciding whether they meant it.

This pocket-sized book delivers 90 short poems for anyone who swears they're "just here to play"... but quietly hopes to win every match.

From the first "maybe" in the group chat to the last goodbye in the parking lot, these poems celebrate the awkward partners, the polite excuses, and the rain delay that ends up being the best part of the morning.

Inside you'll find:

• 90 short poems about partners, points, and the nicest people you will ever lose to
• Five sections that follow a morning at the courts, from Before Anyone Arrives to After the Last Game
• Familiar characters, like the organizer who remembers who needs shade
• Compact 4x6 size that slips into a gym bag, a gift bag, or a care package

A Funny Pickleball Gift for Players Who Take Winning Politely

Looking for a funny pickleball Christmas gift, stocking stuffer, Secret Santa present, team exchange gift, or gag gift for your pickleball friends?

This pocket-sized collection is for anyone who has ever said "no worries" after a missed shot, apologized for winning, or blamed their paddle when nobody was looking.

Read it. Gift it. Brag about it.

Grab your paddle, pack an umbrella, and tell the group, "Pickleball anyway."