The Coordinates of Total Absurdity

When the Universe Breaks, Call an Amateurs' Club

Meet Laera: an amateur astronomer who just wanted a quiet night in her attic looking at Orion. Instead, she accidentally discovers that Betelgeuse has decided to pack up its nuclear fusion, hip-check its neighbors, and perform an unprompted, space-warping waltz across the night sky.

To make matters worse, her attic is currently being squatted in by Orionis-an ancient, fiercely arrogant constellation spirit whose entire celestial existence has just been thrown into absolute disarray because he developed an unapproved emotion. Add in Nebula, an ink-black cat who acts like she holds the master lease on local physics and clearly knows far more than any domestic feline should, and Laera's peaceful stargazing hobby instantly upgrades to an extinction-level administrative nightmare.

When a local high school science prodigy launches a glossy, corporate-funded smear campaign against her observation logs, Laera and her reluctant celestial coach are forced to take matters into their own hands. Their mission? Break into a high-security mountain observatory, bypass federal digital firewalls with a hand-soldered adapter, and prove to a room full of unamused academics that the sky is actively trying to have a conversation with them.

Armed with a massive brass telescope, four liters of terrible coffee, and a cat who refuses to cooperate, Laera is about to find out what happens when the cosmos stops following the rules and decides to get personal.

Grab your copy of The Coordinates of Total Absurdity: A Cosmic Disaster today and discover why looking up at the stars will never be the same again!